juan de

weird and likes girls like mary... not attractive at all

Wow his name is Juan de, he must like a mary

by coolgirlswaggie August 26, 2017

Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

by Ragu God October 16, 2022

Juan Munoz

Noun; Tranny chaser.

That guy's a Juan Munoz

by Truth916 August 28, 2023

juan cordero

Literally sexy asf on god

Juan Cordero is sexy asf ong

by heyimcold August 31, 2021

The Ghost of Juan

The source of the anonymous network messages that get sent out over computer servers as office or school pranks.

"Oh man, I think the ghost of juan is trying to tell me something..."

by Springfield Dropout October 27, 2009

Juan Gurerro

Juan Guerrero is A fucking bitch who thinks he's the shit and tells people to stand up and acts hard like he's a hood ni🅱️🅱️a. If you ever call him a perm boy he will put you in a corner and fuck you I know it might be gay nut he is very mad at that moment. He also doesn't even play fortnite what a fucking noob just kys.

Juan Gurerro will become Juan Gurerro

by OG at being Me May 10, 2018

Juan angel

Alérgico y consumidor de marihuana. Oficial de primera, persona de segunda

-Papa, papa ¿Me llevas al parque?

-Calla niño que estoy fumando como un buen Juan angel, me cago en tus muertos.

by BaronDeLaBirra November 23, 2021