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john by Plotless December 2, 2025

John

John is a toilet

John is also a prostitutes customer

John is also the first name given to an unidentified cadaver

I drank to much beer and now I have to use the John.

John by Jb2Cool74 January 25, 2026

John.

John.

"hi John."

John. by homophob69 February 5, 2021

John.

John. is a coder who will abuse his powers in every way he can. He will also ruin any type of dream you ever wish for.

Typical Bio: Coder.

John., can you abuse a few people for me?

John. by Loilipop June 29, 2019

John.

John is an amazing person who will never fail to make you happy, laugh, or smile. They have a fantastic taste in music and are usually dorks or nerds, but still awesome

person: whos that
person 1: oh thats just John.

John. by iiSilentFoxxowo July 22, 2019

John: 

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?

Your name is JOHN: As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

John: by Utter_Lozer October 9, 2024

John Deacon 

John Deacon is the bassist of the well popular band - Queen. His nickname is Deaky. Some people argue over the fact that it's spelled Deacy and not Deaky, but we don't talk about that. He has said in many interviews that Freddie was his best friend. Some people ship them as a couple (Deacury) but guess what, we don't talk about that either. John is a dancing queen, hense his second nickname Disco Deaky. In the new movie Bohemian Rhapsody he is played by the actor Joe Mazzello who is very similar to John.

Girl 1: I just saw a new leaked image of John Deacon!
Girl 2: Wtf, we need to take it down! The man deserves his privacy!

John Deacon by Joe likes Mozzarella January 6, 2019