jizz hit

n. insult. 1. A person who messes up in life severely; one who is a dumbass; one who should quit at life.

n. 2. Also can refer to the ejaculation of man prematurely and rather quickly. When it's like a rocket shooting out.

Variations of the word can be made into a verb as well.

1. "Jesus Christ, you jizz hit, why the fuck would you slice your dick in two for a special piercing?"

2. "Man, his jizz hit was so fast I didn't have time to duck, and it got all over my face!"

by Zeitgeber August 7, 2006

jizz shake

this refers to the consistence of the man's jizz. A jizz shake means that a guy's cum was neither thick or watery but had the consistence of a milk shake

As I swallow Brian's cum it was like drinking a jizz shake

by Jerry and Brian August 7, 2003

Jizz Trough

A common insult that does not necessarily have any extreme negative or sexual connotations.

"Herbert forgot to take out the trash again...

...what a Jizz Trough."

also

"Hey can you get me some milk from the fridge?"

"No."

"C'mon, don't be such a Jizz Trough."

by bobbysansvetements December 8, 2009

jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2012

Glitter Jizz

A specialized jizz that comes out of a vampire, particularly Edward Cullen.

Dude! I have never seen anything as sparkly at Cullen's glitter Jizz!!!

by Glenn Beck 2 May 3, 2010

Jizz boy

A jizz boy is someone who comes last in an organised competition

This year Baz will be Jizz boy

by Stan Tag May 13, 2006

Jizz Dam

When receiving fellatio and your partner unintentionally covers your penis hole with their tongue at the moment of ejaculation, causing extreme jizz backup and pain.

Last night I was getting some dome off that new slut in town Suzy and that slore caused a jizz dam of epic proportions.

by Robby Raikes May 15, 2006