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frosty jim

Urinate in a condom, freeze the condom, and using it as a dildo
In the deepening gloom of dusk,
Neil embarks on an arcane task,
Drawing from shadows, and urine so grim,
To summon forth the entity, Frosty Jim.

With each arcane pour, dark whispers arise,
Echoes of forgotten sorrows and cries,
Golden droplets shimmering, within limbs so thin,
A chilling creation takes shape, the fearsome Frosty Jim.

Nan, drawn by a haunting lure,
Steps outside, the atmosphere pure,
An ominous presence, the world grows dim,
Facing the harrowing sight of her nightmarish whim.

Moonlight's pallor casts an eerie glow,
As they circle, shadows begin to grow,
Nan's heart races, every beat a hymn,
To the dance of dread with Neil and Frosty Jim.

Under a sky of foreboding, stars seem to scream,
A tableau of terror, too real to be a dream,
In the midst of this horror, their fate looking grim,
Bound eternally to the spectral Frosty Jim.
by mkahlaw September 19, 2023
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Jim Slap

When someone slaps you with a giant sock of shit and cum
I heard Andy got Jim slapped like Eminiem
by easportsofficial September 5, 2021
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Jim dumb

Jim sure is dumber than a bag of hammers. I guess you could say, he’s Jim Dumb.
by ElTorrito707 September 17, 2022
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Jim Beef

Jim beef is a name made for the highest people in the social class. Jim Beefers are the most sophisticated an goofy people. The word Jim Beef replaces the actual name of whoever is deemed worthy.
There goes Jim Beef.
by H-Bomb1234 March 21, 2023
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Jim free

A very sexy and cute spaceman, ceo of space and owns the moon. Also coaches Cleveland wildcats hockey
You know Jim free?
Yeah that man sexy asf
by Xxdix September 22, 2021
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Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.
It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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jim w. fowler

A man with high determination with favorite phrases like “WHY?” “Are yOu mOcKiNg mE?” And likes to do mock trials. And fish with his son “TYLER” in Kent Asland
Man 1: Fish sucks!
Jim W. Fowler: aRe yOu mOcKiNg mY fIsH, iLl hAvE yOu kNoW tYlEr iS tHe bEsT fIsHeR
by BlankyDanky June 14, 2018
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