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by EVASTEELE15 September 9, 2022
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by Lilicoryrose May 9, 2022
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by dinthewhale October 26, 2022
Get the Jeff mug.The kindest man you'll ever meet, his smile lightens up rooms. His kind eyes cause the girls and boys to faint, his aura is so immense and powerful, people just kneel before him with little to no hesitation at all. If there was a book about him, it would be a series, due to his life being that awesome. If there was an audio book, Morgan Freeman would be assigned to speak it in the most elegant tone he can muster. People can not even fathom a man like Jeff, because he is just to good to be true. He treats women with love and respect, babies stop crying when he is in a 6 mile radius of them. If there was a movie about him it would be directed by Christopher Nolan and of course it would be fantastic. He is like a god in human clothing, in fact he rivals God himself. He has no need for religion, due to him of course, being god himself. Its hard to describe this wonderful man, because everything I say right now has probably already been said about this remarkable figure. Oh, did I tell you he also has astounding looks? Well he does, he also saves dogs from burning buildings on the weekends and he works at habitat for humanity in his free time, but he does not have a job. Due to the fact he does not need to waste his time.
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