jakedaflat

1.A way of calling someone awsome.
2.Also calling someone called jake even awsomer.

hey, jakedaflat

coolio

by nomnom-guy December 6, 2011

Jared Spliff

The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone

Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.

by Dat fox January 19, 2012

jaked

being played and used for sex, pussy, head and/or hand just so the man is pleasured. also to be fucked anally so hard that you scream ''holy shit im being jaked.''

girl 1: ''He told me he loved me and would never leave me but after i sucked his dick and he fucked me he left me.''
girl 2: ''wow. you definetly just got jaked!''

by iheartchrystalmeth666 June 17, 2013

Jaedasomia

A personality disorder in which side effects include having an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez and your phone, listening to music day and night, and having more guts that 90% of boys. This disorder is contagious and may be related to KeShonnagia.

A person with Jaedasomia would be likely to go in the bathroom with their hone to listen to music.

by Alaska Gray December 23, 2014

Jaced

When some one gets hit with something very hard like an scooter, shovel, ect.

John: "Hey did you hear ? Hailey jaced Ciera with an scooter"
Dan: "No I didn't hear"

by IMightBri May 16, 2014

Jared

"That guy" see definition of that guy

He went to Jarred's, yep "he's that guy" or dude why did you bang Jim's mom, your such a Jared!

by Yomamajohn March 18, 2015

jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.

by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016