Italian sandpaper

A girl's dense pube stubble, which is at the perfect length so as to rub one's dick raw after prolonged boning.

1: She had Italian sandpaper so my dick hurts, but it was definitely worth it.

2: Ouch, my cock has an Italian sandpaper burn.

by slowly healing August 29, 2019

Italian Stallion

A particularly hot, gorge, VERY well endowed Italian Silver Fox, or foxy DILF, who can literally go for hours and hours and hours like the stallion he is, making a woman squeal over and over again in total ecstasy until she gets that high she can actually see into the future, around corners and into parallel dimensions. That takes some doing. High five foxy DILF stallion! Yee ha! :)

The Italian Stallion had sexy time with the MILF in Durkastan and made her feel like an entirely new, refreshed woman...

by Arshad Ali Hussain July 17, 2019

Italian egg

An egg from Italy

Steph is being an Italian egg

by Eggieeees December 3, 2019

Italian bubble bath

When you fart in the tub while taking a bath and create bubbles

"I just made an Italian bubble bath."

by Unicorn sparkle queen January 8, 2020

Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.

American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!

by UnGenio January 30, 2020

Italian lawn

An Italian lawn is a yard full of cement

Maria’s our hosing her Italian lawn down again

by Yaasfag February 5, 2020

Italian stuffed artichoke

A sexual maneuver much like the Dirty Sanchez however this is an Italian reference instead. It was named in English in the New Jersey shore area (which has a large Italian-American population) and is said to originally have been Sicilian in origin.

That dirty bastard pulled an Italian Stuffed Artichoke on me on Saturday. I’m seeing him again on Thursday.

by Holden deButts June 30, 2020