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stench trap

Ray's mom has a stench trap
by rayWALLY'sDAD February 19, 2009
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Darwin Trap

1. A Darwin Trap is an obvious -hazard with appropriate signage -that can be avoided easily, causing no harm or inconvenience and yet somehow, some poor idiot inevitably gets trapped, hurt, killed, or maimed by the aforementioned obstacle, complementing Darwin's theory of evolution "only the strong survive"

2. A social economic state in which Business needs constant constant growth to appease stockholders, which inevitably screws up the economy because there is only so much business market to go around.
A manhole with no cover surrounded by barricades, flashing lights, and danger signs indicating there is a danger, an obvious Darwin Trap. Well cautioned Idiot gets stuck, hurt or killed from entering the "no fly zone", usually making the local 8'oclock news.
by Fukn Meat Head April 21, 2013
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trap flu

An airborne disease often contracted from sharing a bowl or other ganja smoking device (vape, blunt) with others. Once contracted, the victim will display chronic bronchitis-like symptoms. There is no known cure to date. The victim can display symptoms such as coughing and excessive mucus for months on end. The only prevention for this horrible disease is to stay out of trap houses and buy quality keef. Usually the disease emanates from a single individual who has developed an immunity to the disease through hardcore trapping and listening to Bobby Shmurda for days on end.
Victim 1: " I'm coughing to the point of puking. What the fuck did I catch?"
Victim 2: "You got the trap flu fuck boy, our whole crew has had it for months......cough.....cough"
Victim 3: "We passed the vape around to too many niggas".
by Tyler Patient Zero October 9, 2014
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suburb trapping

When a drug dealer (typically cocaine) successfully hooks a wealthy suburban resident (ideally a housewife) on their product and makes sure they don't know about any other dealers in the area. The buyer is essentially trapped until they get into rehab or somehow find out about another dealer. Meanwhile, their dealer can steadily raise prices and keep milking them for all they're worth.
Cocaine dealer: I'm a clever motherfucker; I make my fortune suburb trapping.
by DJDYBER December 20, 2013
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dirt trap

A female of the slut variety who catches numerous STI's
That bird is a dirt trap
by A.JC May 6, 2015
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Hair trap

When you expect a woman to be hot from behind or a distance based on her having the hair of someone attractive, but when you see her face she is not hot at all... A hair trap
from the back I thought she was hot but she was a total hair trap
by The double d July 7, 2015
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Tinder Trap

Fake super-hot profile set up to catch your significant other trolling for some side nookie.
How'd your woman catch you?
Ugh. Tinder trap. I matched with a fake profile she set up.
by Colt 40 Feinberg July 12, 2016
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