When you put shredded cheese on a plate of Doritos and microwave it. As seen in the movie Step Brothers.
James: Yo Loyd, whatchu' cooking?
Loyd: Some Step Brother Nachos
James: Can I have some?
Loyd: Fuck no, get your own.
Loyd: Some Step Brother Nachos
James: Can I have some?
Loyd: Fuck no, get your own.
by Cartah Hoffah April 14, 2015
by Stee808206 March 18, 2019
My step-first-cousin is a good person.
by User655 July 26, 2021
Being so drunk, yet walking as carefully as possible. Its so drunk t is as if you are stepping in unseen holes with heavy staggering, massive dips and sways, side lunging and a lot of losing and attempting to regain balance.
Bob was so shitfaced when he walked from his car he was stepping in post holes for about 20 feet and finally did a face plant. Perhaps he should not have been driving.
by A GuyVegan October 15, 2017
by Head Quarters January 31, 2021
by Holy Roman bitchfuck August 14, 2018
A way of walking most high school and college freshman learn during orientation week to get to their classes as fast as possible without a class or test being missed. This method of walking up steps includes taking one step over two stairs. This walk up the steps makes your time twice as short and your legs twice as muscular while still getting to class on time (close enough at least). This way of walking up stairs also is learned when not knowing the campus well, creating stress on this freshman, pressuring them into an east coast mentality when it comes to getting to class. This condition is mostly worn off by the summer of the freshman's first year, for they finally know the campus well enough to not freak out.
On the stairs to the college library;
Sophmore; Hey, what the hell man!
Freshman; Sorry, bro!
(turns to his friend) Sophmore; Dude, what the hell was that guy's rush?
Friend; Oh don't worry about him. He just learned the Freshman Two Step.
Sophmore; Hey, what the hell man!
Freshman; Sorry, bro!
(turns to his friend) Sophmore; Dude, what the hell was that guy's rush?
Friend; Oh don't worry about him. He just learned the Freshman Two Step.
by TheVintageguy May 22, 2013