The popular children's rhyme reads:
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said, "What a good boy am I!"
To be "Jack Horner-ed" in the modern/urban sense is a wholly awkward moment for any young person. This unexpected event takes place when two individuals are taking part in any type or degree of consensual sexual activity, when one partner decides to attempt a very risky maneuver by inserting his/her thumb into a certain orifice of the other partner which traditionally only operates as an exit for digestible waste. This NONconsensual activity generally results in an abrupt ending to the sexual/physical relationship, as well as any emotional relationship that had previously been forming. In most cases, this marks the final interaction between the individuals.
The origin of this term can be traced as far back as Kalamazoo, MI (Western Michigan University) where it is also popularly referred to as being "ZD-ed."
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said, "What a good boy am I!"
To be "Jack Horner-ed" in the modern/urban sense is a wholly awkward moment for any young person. This unexpected event takes place when two individuals are taking part in any type or degree of consensual sexual activity, when one partner decides to attempt a very risky maneuver by inserting his/her thumb into a certain orifice of the other partner which traditionally only operates as an exit for digestible waste. This NONconsensual activity generally results in an abrupt ending to the sexual/physical relationship, as well as any emotional relationship that had previously been forming. In most cases, this marks the final interaction between the individuals.
The origin of this term can be traced as far back as Kalamazoo, MI (Western Michigan University) where it is also popularly referred to as being "ZD-ed."
Let's say a young man is watching a Disney movie with a pretty girl he recently met. In the nights prior, they had slowly advanced their degree of sexual activity to a comfortable point. Justly, he felt certain enough of his the budding relationship to share it with other members of his close social group. On this particular night, the man propagates sexual activity. He is excited to realize his partner is also up to the task. As she begins to perform oral sex on him, in fact, near the height of the experience, the young man is alarmed by the presence of a thumb working into his anus. Quickly clinching, hoping to intercept the errant advance, he reaches for his pants and knows he has been Jack Horner-ed.
by AV13 April 20, 2013
To be "Justin Bieber-ed" Is when you have sex with someone anally and pull out and swipe feces across their forehead to form a "brown bang" like the ever popular Justin Bieber haircut
How did you feel about your sisters new hair-do after I Justin Beiber-ed her?
There was one less lonely girl after I Justin Bieber-ed my girl friend.
There was one less lonely girl after I Justin Bieber-ed my girl friend.
by aera lee November 28, 2010
a disappointment to his parents .
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by Double_Daughtry June 12, 2007
by thebest February 01, 2005
"Ed, Edd 'n Eddy" is Cartoon Network's longest running show, and the only thing that saved Cartoon Network after its falling. The creator of "Ed, Edd 'n Eddy" is a Canadian man named Danny Antonucci, who has had a great interest in animation since he was 14 years old.
Unlike many modern cartoons that you see on TV today, "Ed, Edd 'n Eddy" still uses a type of animation called Cel Animation. It is used to reflect to cartoons back in the 1930's, plus it makes the show unique and literally stand out from all the other shows on Cartoon Network.
"Ed, Edd 'n Eddy" revloves around three preteens who live in a normal suburban cul-de-sac in a town called Peach Creek. These three boys journey through the evils of puberty, pimples, peer pressure, and awkward encounters with the oppoiste sex.
"Ed, Edd 'n Eddy" can interest kids AND adults. Kids like it because of it's funny plots and wacky cartoon violence. Adults enjoy how it reminds them of their own childhood.
I'm 14 years old, and I've been watching "Ed, Edd 'n Eddy" since 1999. The characters have changed so much since then, and they have truly earned their place as my Number 1 cartoon ever. The animation, the characters, the hidden secrets (such as the "Don't touch yourself" sticky note on Edd's bathroom wall), the plots, everything!
This is truly a wonderful and unique show, and I recommend you watch it if you haven't already. You will not be disappointed.
Unlike many modern cartoons that you see on TV today, "Ed, Edd 'n Eddy" still uses a type of animation called Cel Animation. It is used to reflect to cartoons back in the 1930's, plus it makes the show unique and literally stand out from all the other shows on Cartoon Network.
"Ed, Edd 'n Eddy" revloves around three preteens who live in a normal suburban cul-de-sac in a town called Peach Creek. These three boys journey through the evils of puberty, pimples, peer pressure, and awkward encounters with the oppoiste sex.
"Ed, Edd 'n Eddy" can interest kids AND adults. Kids like it because of it's funny plots and wacky cartoon violence. Adults enjoy how it reminds them of their own childhood.
I'm 14 years old, and I've been watching "Ed, Edd 'n Eddy" since 1999. The characters have changed so much since then, and they have truly earned their place as my Number 1 cartoon ever. The animation, the characters, the hidden secrets (such as the "Don't touch yourself" sticky note on Edd's bathroom wall), the plots, everything!
This is truly a wonderful and unique show, and I recommend you watch it if you haven't already. You will not be disappointed.
Eddy: "This ain't working, Double D!"
Edd: "Have faith, Eddy. After all you did teach him everything you know."
Eddy: "Oh yeah, I did! Didn't we win an emmy for that episode?"
Edd: "...hardly!"
- "Ed, Edd 'n Eddy" from the episode 'Stuck In Ed'
Edd: "Have faith, Eddy. After all you did teach him everything you know."
Eddy: "Oh yeah, I did! Didn't we win an emmy for that episode?"
Edd: "...hardly!"
- "Ed, Edd 'n Eddy" from the episode 'Stuck In Ed'
by LynseyEEnE May 07, 2008
One of the only good shows on Cartoon Network since the 90's. Very funny show about three boys living in a cul-de-sac, trying to scam kids out of money in order to buy their favorite food, jawbreakers.
Characters:
Ed- Big, strong, dim
Edd-Smart, nerdy, gadgeteer
Eddy-Self-proclaimed leader, loudmouthed, short
Kevin-Athletic, rude, a bit of a bully to the Eds
Johny-Loner,eccentric, carries around a board named Plank
Plank-He's a wooden board, what the hell am I supposed to say?
Nazz-Cool, feminine, usually the neighborhood crush
Sarah-Loud, overbearing, Ed's younger sister
Jimmy-Weak, queer(you have to admit, that's true), wimp
Rolf-Strong, eccentric, old-world
Lee-Strong, vicious, loves Eddy
Marie-Tomboy, crude, love Edd
May-Slightly dim, kindest of the Kankers, loves Ed
Characters:
Ed- Big, strong, dim
Edd-Smart, nerdy, gadgeteer
Eddy-Self-proclaimed leader, loudmouthed, short
Kevin-Athletic, rude, a bit of a bully to the Eds
Johny-Loner,eccentric, carries around a board named Plank
Plank-He's a wooden board, what the hell am I supposed to say?
Nazz-Cool, feminine, usually the neighborhood crush
Sarah-Loud, overbearing, Ed's younger sister
Jimmy-Weak, queer(you have to admit, that's true), wimp
Rolf-Strong, eccentric, old-world
Lee-Strong, vicious, loves Eddy
Marie-Tomboy, crude, love Edd
May-Slightly dim, kindest of the Kankers, loves Ed
Guy#1: Oh look, Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy's on
Guy#2: Aw, sweet, I loved that show when I was younger. Let's watch it!
Guy#2: Aw, sweet, I loved that show when I was younger. Let's watch it!
by bbtdgfan123 September 25, 2010