musical salesman

when someone spams a forum with there band(s) website or if someone spams a forum with there favorite band's website because they're on their street-team...

hey im a musical salesman...GO TO THESE WEBSITESZZZ n00b HCX PunkX fo LIFE broZ sxe.com nofx.xom convergecult.com offbeats.org hxcpunx.com casuslties.com bullshit.com ect....

by keago October 10, 2005

youtube music

a bitchass extension of youtube that keeps changing which songs it does and doesn't keep on its site for more than 3 minutes.

"What do you listen to music on?"
"I use Youtube Music"
"Why?'

by this specific dumbass June 5, 2020

Music Laundering

v: To download music from an illegal source (usually bittorrent) and whitewash it by performing an iTunes Match in the iCloud.

Pirate: "I totally just downloaded the Foo Fighters discography on bittorent today".

Friend: "Yea but aren't you worried you'll get sued?"

Pirate: "Nah yo- I'll just use Apple's music laundering service."

by everchanging1 November 23, 2011

Music Boner

It's like an affection erection.

On your heart.

But it's because of the music porn you're listening to.

And it effects your heart and your mind.

*You may also literally get an erection or get wet.

A.J: Dude I'm getting a music boner listening to all this music porn!

Julie: Dang those songs you're listening to must be real good.

by mayhem_kidd February 4, 2014

Musical Eargasum

Music that sounds so good it feels like it is fucking you in the ear.

I was sitting at Matt's house last night and had a musical eargasum!

by KatieRed October 19, 2007

Musical Whore

One who brings a guitar to a party or finds a guitar at a party and insists on playing Wonderwall by Oasis for everyone.

James: Where did he get that guitar?
Ryan: He brought it from home.
James: What a Musical Whore.

by Rob181 December 8, 2010

Snuff music

Music produced by manipulating the original intent of the instrument thereby almost killing its original sound.

Pal 1: MNDR is a cool broad! she's all about hacked synths and stuff.

Pal 2: So she makes Snuff music? The Voodoo Organist falls in that category.

Pal 1: DJ Baby Bok Choy was spinning some fierce Snuff at Twilo last night!

by Rudimentary October 30, 2011