A vehicular object used for transportation of people and goods, typically to Taco Bell.
Although generally burnt orange in appearance, various car-j’s have existed and manifest into existence routinely.
Famous drivers of car-js include Joe Pesci, Sam O’Lina Gnocchi (inventor of gnocchi), and Irving R Shyster.
Although generally burnt orange in appearance, various car-j’s have existed and manifest into existence routinely.
Famous drivers of car-js include Joe Pesci, Sam O’Lina Gnocchi (inventor of gnocchi), and Irving R Shyster.
by R-Dave September 23, 2020
When a person is shat upon by multiple people, that person must then crawl on all fours as the people involved pee on them until squeaky clean.
by Stuttering prick June 16, 2012
I bought a Smart Car, and I spend so little money on gas it's amazing.
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That other person who defined Smart Car is just bitter because he pays about 100$ at the pump for his overkill SUV or pickup truck.
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That other person who defined Smart Car is just bitter because he pays about 100$ at the pump for his overkill SUV or pickup truck.
by Lorekel September 10, 2005
A game in which willing participants (male/female) take an item of their choosing and proceed to attempt to better the others by inserting more of said object into their anus or vagina. It can also be played alone, though a witness is required for proper record-keeping.
Bernie used to play a lot of solo Clown Car at parties. I think that's why he stopped getting invited.
by Messes Callahan July 03, 2010
Those idiots on the road who miss stoplights and other dumb things. They frequently appear whenever you are running late to school or work. They will stop at lights for an hour because they do not know it is green. They are usually distracted, resulting in your frustration, lateness, and in some severe cases, the loss of some paint on your car.
When Sally was on her way to the university, an in-car-becile cut her off and stayed in between two lanes for up to five minutes. Exasperated, she shouted, "What an in-car-becile! Why doesn't he move?!".
by LOL-luvr November 13, 2009
Casmine: Car A is moving into Car Bs lane because Driver As car has a car crush on Car B.
Jameron: No idiot, Driver A just cant drive!!
Jameron: No idiot, Driver A just cant drive!!
by J.Nsty August 17, 2009
From the teen comedy series, The Inbetweeners. A Car Friend describes someone, usually new to driving, who becomes obsessed with their car and spending money on it. Can be used as an abjective or a deragotory noun. Must be pronounced in a high pitched voice as seen on television.
1. "He's spent about £2000 on that car, he's a proper Car Friend.
2. "Are you coming to this pub this Friday Joe?"
"No I think I'm just going to go on a drive with Jeff"
"Car Friend!"
2. "Are you coming to this pub this Friday Joe?"
"No I think I'm just going to go on a drive with Jeff"
"Car Friend!"
by Whitey-Pint July 16, 2008