Want to Dutch kiss?
by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009
When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to dutch oven.
Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.
by Jamie J. September 21, 2007
When you like abseiling but with some company, it is a
combination of a Dutch Rudder and a Dutch Putter.
A male partner holds his penis with one hand and sticks the thumb of his other hand up his ass. The other partner then moves both arms back and forth causing the first person to finger their ass hold and jack off at the same time.
The resulting motion is akin to that of the popular mountaineering activity of abseiling.
combination of a Dutch Rudder and a Dutch Putter.
A male partner holds his penis with one hand and sticks the thumb of his other hand up his ass. The other partner then moves both arms back and forth causing the first person to finger their ass hold and jack off at the same time.
The resulting motion is akin to that of the popular mountaineering activity of abseiling.
1)Things got a little crazy last night and we ended up Dutch Abseiling.
2)Abseiling is so much better when you go Dutch.
2)Abseiling is so much better when you go Dutch.
by The Dutch Monkey October 07, 2010
by lorance April 24, 2007
by bigbangtheory007 June 25, 2010
A dutch rutter is where you, yourself grab your penis after obtaining an erection. A male or female then grabs your hand.... While still holding your cock. That person then begins to move your arm in a motion for you. Thus jerking you off. But without touching your cock. There is also a double dutch rutter... where obviously to homosexuals or just friends do it.
Dude that dutch rutter was amazing last night!!! Yea i know man, but my arm is killing me. Really? Mines not.
by Dr. Steve Brule1 November 07, 2008
by floaties January 23, 2007