Sad cracka hours

The time of day where feelings of sadness and loneliness are common. Usually occurs between 2 and 4 am. The white people version of sad nigga hours.

Friend one: it’s sad cracka hours.
Friend two: why?
Friend one: she won’t suck my cock.

by Bob menerys biggest fan February 17, 2019

Gay boy hour

The gay boy hours are between 1 am - 5:59 am when gay boys have their gay boy awakenings and gay boys roam the earth to find a suitable mate

It’s Gay Boy Hour

by GayBoyHourAlly❤️ October 2, 2021

happy hour in the shower

The beginning of a night of drinking or end to a long day followed with a beer (or other alcoholic beverage) consumed while in a longer then normal shower.

1) It's Friday and I've worked all week, just as well start the night off with happy hour in the shower.

2) Gonna relax, go for a happy hour in the shower then sleep.

by adamyetikeats20 February 1, 2013

Dad Half Hour

A length of time described by a father as half an hour when in reality it is a period of 10 to 15 minutes.

Dad on phone with son: I'll pick you up in half an hour
Son to friend: i've got to go in like 10 minutes
Friend to son: didn't he say half an hour?
Son to friend: Dad half hour man
Friend to son: oh right.

by DrFl3tch July 9, 2010

24-hour clock

The world standard for telling time that the US is too stupid an unadaptive to use. Eliminates the need for AM and PM.

Germany uses a 24-hour clock.

by nilethe146 June 2, 2014

sadular boy hours

same as sad boy hours but for fancy individuals. these individuals have an IQ of above 200 and cannot be compared to normal mankind. is a lifestyle and part of someone's daily routine

"It's 2am already, I think it's time for sadular boy hours."
"It's only 8pm and I'm depressicko mode. Sadular boy hours hit early today :("

by depressomode April 29, 2019

Like an hour ago

Like an hour ago is within 5-10 minutes of an hour.

I just ate like an hour ago.

by fuck me right in the ass hole June 3, 2018