the holy grail

The Holy Grail is the tomb of Mary Magdalene and the Sangreal documents, which prove that she was Jesus Christ's wife and that he was a father.
This theory is discussed in the books Holy Blood, Holy Grail and The Da Vinci Code.

The Holy Grail is not a cup, but rather a metaphor for something much more important.

by Malorie July 30, 2008

Holy Pi

When the number π self-proclaims to be God’s “anointed” number, because it is the most famous constant in the whole of mathematics—no number has had such an impact on popular culture that even some mathophobic folks wouldn’t mind tattooing it conspicuously to look mathematically cool in the same way that unbelievers wear a cross to appear religious.

Because π is the beloved symbol of choice for millions of people worldwide, or even deified by some pi fanatics and numerologists, it’s not preposterous for the “sacred number” to be conferred the title of “Holy Pi.”

by MathPlus May 28, 2021

Holy Grail

The voyeuristic view received as a result of a woman inadvertently or carelessly exposing her genitals when not wearing panties or "rocking it commando" while wearing a skirt or a pair of shorts.

Joey: "Did you see that shit? She's rocking it commando."

Sid: "That's the holy grail right there, son!! It's a little blown out though."

by Chaos Spawn March 17, 2010

Holy water

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.

My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.

by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

holy screamer

when you take an altar boy throw him in a pool of holly water and anally rape him.

Did you see father john give that new altar boy a holy screamer last week.

by B Wizzle 2 October 30, 2007

Holy Trinity

A threesome with a father and son

Last night at a whiskey tasting I met Rod and his son Ryan, we ended up at the Ritz and had a holy trinity.

by ContributingToAmericanCulture April 29, 2021

holy garments

Any of various types of clothing, but usually denim jeans, which have worn out to the point that they have holes in them.

Mom said we were going to church, and that I should wear my holy garments, so I picked out my worn out blue jeans and an old tee-shirt with moth holes in it.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010