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Canada's History

Slightly more obscene and profane than The Beaver...as in has way bigger teeth, and loves gettin that tail.
I just upgraded from The Beaver to Canada's History. Far better sluts
by deucedigger February 4, 2010
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when you take the stanly cup, a jug of maple syrup, and moose antlers and use them for sex. The maple syrup is used as lube while the antlers go into the girls vaginaanl and ass hole. The stanly cup is used to catch the pussy juice and ass shit that comes out during the act.
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i did a canada's history on the whore in amsterdam
by hmaster-btown February 4, 2010
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Unspeakable sexual acts that must be censored by all search engines, and definitely NOT a respectable magazine.
I can't believe those three are dropping a Canada's History on her.
by Wizbam February 4, 2010
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It is the twisted sexual act performed in the US which requires stretching a woman's anus with a set of moose antlers. The further she can take it up her butt the more 'Canadian' she is. Then maple syrup is poured into her ass until she is full. She then pushes it out into a large cup or goblet (preferably the Stanley Cup) and then both partners drink the maple syrup together and use it as smelly body lube.
Ana is FREAKY she let Alex perform a 'Canada's History' on her!
by Ry Guy N. February 4, 2010
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A sexual act in which one partner dons moose antlers and then headbutts the other partner's rectum. If they miss the first time, they keep trying until one of the tines is solidly in place. Pure maple syrup is used as a lube. Both partners must alternate between making moose noises and singing "O, Canada!" After they have worked up a thick pulp of syrup and shit particles, they drain the resulting mixture into the Stanley Cup and share the delicious drink.
"Want a drink?"

"No, I'm still full from that Canada's History I had earlier."

"So that explains why you're not sitting down."
by Rudyred February 4, 2010
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When a girl walks in on her boyfriend teaching an 11 year old how to sodomize a wild beaver, and stops him to show him the correct way to do it.
wailing,loud animal noises(sound heard from behind bedroom door)
Girlfriend-"wtf, Jimmy is that you? What are you doing? Not that way.. You can use the tail flapping to your advantage...watch...."
Boyfriend-"Thanks Stephanie, you really are an expert on Canada's History!"
by PON22 February 4, 2010
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Canada may be America's hat, but Canada's history is still a stylish classic for when America wants to look retro.
by J117 February 4, 2010
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