Canada's History

To perform fellatio to a bag of dicks.

The angry customer implored the incompetent waitress to go Canada's History.

by abraxas22 February 4, 2010

Canada's history

America's vintage bowler derby hat.

Canada may be America's hat, but Canada's history is still a stylish classic for when America wants to look retro.

by J117 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

1. Nothing worth mentioning at all.
2. A tradition of making love to a moose.

"What are you doing your report on?"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"

by TheDictionary11 February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A peculiarly wonton act of perversion bordering on the auto-voyueristic, such as masturbating in front of a mirror while typing in a status update on Facebook.

Scott's mom walked in while he was in the midst of Canada's History.

by Disco Definer February 4, 2010

canada's history

When a guy shaves off a girl's pubic hair and uses his semen to paste it on his face in the shape of a goatee.

OMG, watch this video of Canada's History. There's some crazy fur trading going on.

by _@billyd February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Crawling inside the anal orifice of a Mountie, turning the body inside-out, then penetrating the inverted anus with a hockey stick.

On a recent trip to Montreal, Terrence & Phillip showed me a little bit of Canada's History.

by Formidable Opponent February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Unspeakable sexual acts that must be censored by all search engines, and definitely NOT a respectable magazine.

I can't believe those three are dropping a Canada's History on her.

by Wizbam February 4, 2010