air guitar rules

The rule used to play air guitar: also abreviated AGR

rule 1. No strings attached

thats the only rule

also used for when your single and are not wanting commitment

bloke 1: i took a girl back to mine last night!

bloke 2: did you play it by air guitar rules?

bloke 1: ofc mofo

by mc1 March 31, 2007

Bass Guitar

A four string guitar tuned EADG. Properly played using one's index and middle finger to "pick"(the thumb can also be used the strum), improperly played by dumbass guitarists who use a pick and think they can play bass.
Other playing types include slapping, in which the bassist hits the string with the side of his thumb, and plucking in which the bassist hooks his or her finger underneath the string an pulls.

I play bass guitar.

Les Claypool of Primus is a great bassist.

Cliff Burton is a good bassist.

Krist Novoselic is a terrible bassist.

by Marc July 21, 2008

teardrops on my guitar

Teardrops on my guitar is the worst song...ever.

Fag: God I love Taylor Swift's song teardrops on my guitar.

Cool Person: shut the fuck up fag, that song sucks cock.

by Pefbag April 28, 2010

guitarist

guy in mid 30s - late 40s with long hair and receding hair line. Lives in the 70's and with his mother.

Mummy> have you cleaned your room yet dear?
baldy> yes mummy!

by papasloonatsta December 2, 2003

guitar hero

A cover up word for saying smoke weed. started in Nor Cal

Lets play guitar hero!

Yeah... i love getting high

by Mothafuckingjoe September 5, 2009

guitar hero

1. for those who have no real musical talent 2. get a life you loser

i played guitar hero today and bragged about it to my friends....they all left me...

by b2_spirit3 July 17, 2010

guitar.com "miscers"

Hey miscers fuck off!

I hope you get raped and killed.

Oh yeah and...........

by lick my sweet delicious balls April 27, 2005