Ham Grabbler

A profession which involves the vigorous grabbing of a best friends arm and screaming Ham very loudly.
This action can have either a slightly sexual intention or an intention of asserting dominance to a certain person.

The term derives from 2 high schoolers in 2020 that were not paying attention in class.

The term was first used by rap duo Doritos On Ice.

Gustav: No Marius Stop!
Marius: HAAAMMMMM!
Gustav: No its the Ham Grabbler!

by The Hoax November 25, 2021

Grass field grabbler

(n.) The neighbor you must avoid at all costs. A real penis. A real peice of work. A Grass field grabbler is usually a stay at home parent who must yell at children since they have nothing else to do. They strike when you least expect it and grabble children up, never to be seen again. They are also very much despised by the other neighbors, but unfortunately, these people usually stay the longest. Neighborhood Karens are ususally Grass field grabblers.

kid1: "You know that real butthole stinky face on the corner?"
kid2: "Mrs Johnson?"
Kid 1: "Yeah, she's a real grass field grabbler, interacting with her is like repeatedly stepping on a lego, I ride my bike 15 extra minutes around the neighborhood on my way home from school just to avoid that bitch."
Kid 2: "Same here, I hope she moves away"
kid 1: "Never."

by IcomplainToTheInternet17 June 1, 2020

Gabby

often very rude dont hang out with her

uh its gabby

by bigger joe February 27, 2017

Gabby

Someone who tries to climb the ladder of popularity and be higher on radars. Gabby’s are kind and sweet at first but then dump you like you never went through anything.

Person A: “Ugh! My friend just ditched me!”
Person B: “That’s such a Gabby move!”

by Fasterandcooler_thanu March 22, 2019

Progressive Gabber Polka

A sub-genre of Gabber Polka

See Gabber Polka

by MPB October 9, 2003

Grabba

grr-ab-ahh Adjective/Verb The name given to all those that play games and are homosexual and/or are committing homosexual acts. Originally derived from a boys nick name.

That kid playing CS was such a Grabba. He was doing a Grabba.

by King Smith July 30, 2008

Gnat Grabbing

A game invented in the South for hicks and rebels alike. The game is played like so: 4-5 hicks will stand up in a circular formation with a 3-5 foot diatmeter between them with their junk hanging out on a hot, sweaty, swampy night. They then hold their peni readily and wait for gnats to land upon their dingys. When a nat has landed, the landee will stroke their penis as quickly as possible to grab the gnat, starting at the base of the shaft. This grab is one point. The one with the most points after a set period of time is the victory. All losers must purchase one case of the following:

Pap's Blue Ribbon, Natural Ice, Olde English, or Steel Reserve shitty beer.

Me and Perry played gnat grabbing out back of Uncle Willie's Brokeback Bar. Perry's buyin' tonight, Chuck!

by shutupbitch August 28, 2006