golden noodle

the dildo of royalty. made of pure gold.

I misplaced my golden noodle, can I borrow yours?

by georgINA spellvin January 26, 2010

The Golden Parachute

When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.

"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"

by Sir Fraz March 30, 2009

Golden phoenix

An after-sex move of knocking out your partner and then urinating on them. They will awaken, and be reborn as somebody who will never sleep with you again. Unless they're into that.

Jeff: I totally gave this girl a golden phoenix last night!
Matt: How'd that go?

Jeff: She insisted on washing my sheets for me.

Matt: Nice.

by spfee January 9, 2012

Golden Cookie

The perfect racial combination of a newborn baby consisting of 1/3 Asian, 1/3 black, and 1/3 Caucasian, resulting in a golden-like skin tone.

My child ended up being a golden cookie after I smashed that half Asian half white girl. How lucky could my black ass get!

by oProton March 9, 2019

golden blumpkin

the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.

I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.

by tophieCC March 11, 2010

A Golden Ticket

When a female gets with a male that uses (Trojan) 'Magnums'. She receives "A Golden Ticket". Magnums are wrapped in a golden wrapper.

Shelly: "How was your date with Doug?"
Natalia: "It was awesome, I got a golden ticket!"
Shelly: "You lucky Bitch!"

by Bluemelody84 May 21, 2008

Golden dragon

A cross between a golden shower and an angry dragon whereas guy urinates into the girls mouth and causes it to exit through her nostrils.

Brad: I gave Sheila a golden dragon last night. She had piss running down her face.

by Angry Wasp December 31, 2012