freelo

A word used to describe the ease of a win.

"That game vs Louis was easy."
"Yeah, Freelo Freelo Louis equals Freelo!"

by yolobot January 28, 2015

Freaking out

When someone doesn't know how to react in a certain given situation because of what someone has said or done. The most common signs of freaking out are when the person covers their face or hides their face.

For example Josh was freaking out when he was asked by Eamon if he has ever wanked before

by Hardstyle-Lover April 23, 2010

Freeway Blogger

An individual, usually mentally unstable, who spends time coming up with clever terms like "Chimpeach" to attempt to make half-baked political statements. Usually the individual lives off of inheritance while driving around in his truck placing silly signs everywhere. He typically suffers from delusions of grandeur as well as severe narcissism.

Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.

by Anonymous510 March 4, 2008

freedom baggie

n. A one-quart, clear plastic bag into which you place your 100-mL bottles of liquids in order to carry them aboard an airplane. A magical device that somehow prevents you from blowing up a plane with solid explosives, or emptying all your little bottles into one big one. Security theater in action.

You can take away my Fourth Amendment right to be free of illegal search and seizure, but you'll never take away my freedom baggie.

by SkidMarkyMark May 27, 2008

control freak

Someone who feels justified in attempting to control aspects of another persons life or manipulate others into doing what the controlling person wants. This person will eventually lose friends, have many failed relationships, only hang around people they believe are controllable/inferior to them, and last but not least pressure everyone else around them to think how they think. Some will change their ways but most do not. The only way they change is if they face a major loss in their life such as a divorce, a breakup, or being fired from their job that finally makes them start to question themselves instead of only the people around them.

Me: "i dont think i can go to the park right now, i have to do a couple of things"

Control Freak: "what do you mean? you just said you were gonna go ? just come with us we'll have a great time. you like the park"

Me: "i understand that i like the park but i just cant go i have something to do around that time"

Control Freak: "dude you just said it, this is ridiculous. why cant you go we talked about it all week? youll have a good time, me and (some non-demanding person) will be there. this is why your such a failure at (insert anything here) and youve gotta grow a pair and (insert baiting insults here)

Me: "sorry man im going to do some chores"

Control Freak: "WHATEVER MAN! im not going to invite you to the party now and im going to take back my ipod, your so unreliable and (insert faux punishment here)

Me: "whatever take your materialistic bullshit and shove it up your tight asshole."

by society is fail October 22, 2012

freshly fucked

the look of just having just had sex/fucked. Hair all wild, face flushed, bone breaking sex leaves a look to you. Freshly fucked is the only thing that can describe that look. just-got-fucked-hair

I look freshly fucked :D

by delusi0n December 5, 2004

Free the Chocolate Hostage

To Have a Shit

I'll be back in half an hour, i'm just gonna free the chocolate hostage

by chutneyferret January 21, 2004