Florida Day

A holiday on April 3, where Florida men supposedly reach their max power.
Tread carefully on April 3......

"Yo man, Florida Day is tomorrow"

Florida Day by PopeChad June 26, 2022

Florida 

A place full of drunk white people doing stupid things

Florida Man arrested for having illegal alligator fights in his basement

Florida by Thebadguygog July 12, 2022

Florida Halo 

A ceiling fan. Often seen on Internet video calls as a telltale sign you are talking to a Floridian.

Hey Jim, did you see Ron, he had a Florida Halo on his head during that Zoom call. He's down there trying to stay cool while we freeze our butts off up here in the colder states.

Florida Halo by DadJokesForever July 19, 2022

Florida Water 

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎

Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):

“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”

Florida Water by 27floors August 2, 2022

Florida Water 

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎

‘Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):
“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”

Florida Water by 27floors August 8, 2022

florida river boat 

when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina

me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat

florida river boat by lovenycatlickmysac August 18, 2022

Florida Kept 

When a car has been in Florida and the owner considers it to not be beat up compared to other areas of the U.S. where cars are beat up.

Selling my Mazda Miata 1,000,000 miles, drives great, florida kept.

Florida Kept by imblazerr September 29, 2022