Fight an Ogre

Have a very large poo.

"That meal was great. Now I have to go and fight an ogre."

by Jemson December 13, 2008

nothing fight

when a couple that hates eachother so much and want to stab eachother in the neck with a steakknife are together. invented by dane cook.

dane cook: i hear the nothing fight in the next isle. i hear mumbles and grumbles.
man: mhmm mhmm mhm sjsadm mmhmm
woman: zzzzz care zzzzzzzzzz care. ... care.
dane cook: so i go watch the nothing fight in the next isle
man: I ASKED YOU, DO WE, OR DO WE NOT HAVE JELLY IN THE HOUSE?
woman: i dont even know jelly. i even get hives when i look at jelly, i dont even know what jelly is, what is jelly? i dont even care.

by YO MAMMA?! June 11, 2006

Cuddle Fight

In order to satisfy the intense desire to cuddle someone, no matter what the situation, one may choose to instigate a Cuddle Fight. Similar to an arm wrestle, in that it can be spontaneous and needs no preparation. In a Cuddle Fight, everyone is a winner.

Antonym of Cuddle Rape.

"Doop doop doop here I am on the High Stree-oh my gosh I just HAVE to cuddle someone RIGHT NOW..."

"Deep deep deep here I am minding my own business"

"YOU! CUDDLE FIGHT"

"I accept your challenge!"

"Hooray, we both win!"

by dewdars February 9, 2010

Figging

1) A sexual practice involving the insertion of a prepared "finger" of ginger root into the anus. This practice dates all the way back to the Victorian era.

2) The act of putting a shaved ginger root into the anus. It creates a burning sensation around the sphincter, and a cooling sensation at the same time.

I went to my local dominatrix and while she was tying me up she asked if I liked ass-play. I said, "Of Course!" so she suggested that we try Figging. I said, "Figging?" She explained to me, and I was hooked.

by dweezler November 12, 2010

Foo fighters

A good band that travels the world, holding concerts whilst fighting the foo

-He's fighting the foo!
-Really? Who are you cheering on?
-The foo!

by Jahve October 3, 2004

fight club

You can no more learn to swim from a textbook than tell someone about fight club. The spread of the story's popularity only enforces its point. Like fucking cancer.
Oh, and "Where is my mind" was so great, possibly the best use of a song in a movie

Someone: Tell me about fight club!!!!!
Me: Look, here's 5 bucks, rent it and find out yourself.

by frosty the devouring snowman September 21, 2005

Pillow Fight

When a bunch of people hit each other with pillows and the last one standing wins.

Pillow Fight

by Philip Murillo December 3, 2003