FieldEdge

A software company that will push you to the limits of sanity! "Get FieldEdge", they said. "It practically does everything for you", they said. "...so LOGICALLY designed", they said. "...we will integrate all your data for you", they said.

Immediately after the purchase of this software your will is fated to be broken. Your career choice will be questioned! Your sanity will be questioned...by your coworkers...your boss....even FieldEdge themselves. ITS MADNESS I TELL YOU! MADNESS!!

Meghan: "Donna doesn't look so good.....has she been logged into FieldEdge all day?"
Justin: "No wonder!! That FieldEdge will drive anyone batshit crazy!"

by 2BorNot2BDlee August 26, 2024

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Field

As in a place where lost kids should go to when they get separated from their parents.

Frantic parent looking for their child: has anyone seen sweet little Janet?

Jo: yea she's somewhere in the field (as she casually turns to resume her conversation ignoring the frantic parent)

by PapaDiddyPop March 24, 2024

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Fielder

A uneducated white evangelical Christian and/or a MAGA republican, QAnon follower, and any other right-wing extremist from the rural American Midwest, the Rustbelt, the Inland Northwest, or the Canadian Prairie Provinces.

Most of the January 6 insurrectionists are either a southern dixie or a Midwestern fielder.

by lolawonderz93 May 2, 2024

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Field slaves

The most common type of slaves. These enslaved individuals typically worked in agricultural settings, cultivating crops such as cotton, tobacco, sugar, or rice. They endured long hours of labor under harsh conditions in the fields.

Master: TYRONE YOU LAZY FUCK GET BACK TO WORK!!!!
Field slaves

by Meme Zee follower May 6, 2024

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