Alpha Female

The smartest woman in a given group of women. Generally one of the more psychologically attractive ones because she's nice, but not afraid to put a stupid female (whore) in her place for being a bitch by kicking said bitch's ass. Alpha females sometimes have a naturally occurring (meaning no plastic surgery) bra cup size of DD and up in addition to being smart, kind, and a total badass.

Characteristics of an Alpha Female:

Smart (IQ of 90 or higher)
Naturally large breasts (sometimes)
Badass
Brave
Kind
Independent
Not afraid of men
Fun to be around
Gets along with others
Good manners
Isn't a sex worker
Funny
Is either single or is in a relationship with only 1 person
Isn't a feminazi/feminist

I'm an Alpha Female.

by Failurebitch November 29, 2022

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

Rating a female 1-10 based on her looks, 10 being the highest.

Damn Steve did you see that sexy girl? She was at least a 9. Regarding the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale.

by ImZeedo September 23, 2016

1-10 female attractiveness scale

The 1-10 female attractiveness rule is used to describe how good a woman looks in a situation where you or your conversation partner cannot see the woman. Usually an average woman is described as either a 5 or a 7 depending on how picky the man is. Taking the 5 as an average the following numbers reflect the respective amount of attractiveness
1-Cringe while thinking about her, have trouble looking at the woman for extended periods of time
2-Ugly
3-Simply unattractive
4-Would consider for a one off but never admit to it and need deniability
5-Average
6-Low priority no need to try too hard to impress her
7-Attractive, pretty enough to want to go after but not pretty enough to care about rejection
8-Very attractive, still able to control yourself but biased towards anything that will get you close to her
9-Jaw might drop and instantly begin thinking on how to hit on her as soon as you see her.
10-Highest level of attractiveness, causes irrationality and excessive day dreaming. So attractive that men usually mess it up for fear of rejection or disbelief that she's real.

"So i was in the park the other day and from the distance I saw 2 girls"
"What were they on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale?"
"They looked to be like a 7 or 8"
"Did you go up to them?"
"Yeah but they turned out to be a 4 and a 5 upon closer inspection, so I bailed"

by AngelicMonk September 25, 2016

Fuck a Female February

Challenge for men to go out and get laid by any means possible during the month of febuary. This is mainly to inspire virgins to do the deed and become a part of regular society

Guy 1: “How’s Fuck a Female February going dude?”
Guy 2: “not great, Ive asked 3 girls out on dates but all of them rejected me”
Guy 1: “sorry to here that bro, good luck”

by RichytheKing13 November 3, 2018

Female Reddit user

Non existent

A- Hey man do you know of any female Reddit users?

B- what’s a girl

by Alapacaaaaa July 30, 2020

Female Police Officer

Female who likes to cross-dress; typically in Police Uniform, toting a firearm. Such females are generally man-hating, carpet-munching, sexual harassment screaming, control-freaking, closeted lesbians, "Daddy Touched Me", "had no social life in High School" rejects.

Officer Under Investigation: "That fellow Female Police Officer sucked me off last month, now she's putting a sexual harassment suit on me... that closet lesbian is gonna get me fired!"

Other Officer: "Yeah, she did that in the last District she was working in, you shouldve done your research, sucker."

by A Female June 25, 2006

Female Urinal

when the girls bathroom is packed and women are forced to pee in the sink

there were so many girls in the restroom that I had to use the female urinal

by thiskidistherealdeal March 4, 2010