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Feeding the pig

Waiting and possibly nurturing the girl's "issue" until it passes, at which point you can persue her.

A girl who is too young for you has an attraction for you, but you can't do anything about it due to her age. So you "feed the pig" until she is older and then you allow her attraction for you to turn into something.

Origin: Came from the term "Feeding the pig" which is a situation in where you have a small pig that is useless to you, so you feed it and nurture it until it grows to a fat pig in which you then have a use for it.
Bill: Hey man, that girl wants me so bad. Too bad she's too young.

Tom: Why don't you just feed the pig until she's older?

Bill: Ya man, feeding the pig on this girl will pay off in the end.
by CMBC June 16, 2009
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Feed The Bird

Not quite fisting someone, where you have all 4 fingers and thumb inserted, but are only able to achieve penetration up to the base of the fingers.

Etymology: Put your fingers and thumb together so they all meet at the tips. Include a back-and-forth motion from the wrist, and your hand looks like a bird eating.
"Brah, I took that chick home last night."
"Oh yeah, did you get laid?"
"Nah. I did feed the bird, though."
by levarselosmonos February 19, 2010
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Spoon Feed

The act of cupping one's hand and farting into it. Then putting it over the nose of someone else when they inhale.
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Dude#2. That sucks. Did it smell like taco's?
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Feedbag

An overweight, unhygienic or aggressive individual, who shuffles around shopping malls with their mouth open and a dazed look on their face. Feedbags can usually be seen wearing sweatpants, pyjama bottoms covered in stains or stretchy-pants that are way too small. Most times, Feedbags are accompanied by their screaming, and equally as filthy, offspring (Jr. Feedbags).
This Wal-mart is crawling with Feedbags.
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Feeding the Dog

The act of inserting dry dog food into the foreskin of a penis and "chewing" it by pushing the foreskin backwards and forwards repeatedly.
Mom: Eric, what are you doing out there?
Eric: I am just feeding the dog, mom.
by Squidward666 April 24, 2018
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Bottom Feeder

The accumulation of alcohol in the bottom of saved liquor bottles. The remnants later used to create a disgusting conglomeration of various alcohols for shots. Poor mans shots.
Lets mix all the alohol from the bottom of our old liqour bottles and create a bottom feeder shot!
by PraetorVash December 21, 2012
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