Ceiling fan

The one thing that spins so fast I can suffocate myself with carbon monoxide and clear the evidence instantly

I will commit ceiling fan if you don’t shut the fuck up

by Ur mom bob January 13, 2021

sickle fan

A person that actively endorses all or the majority of communism, usually used for the Chinese Communist Party. Refers to the sickle usually depicted in communist flags

Mary: China is building a lot of apartments, they are booming and progressing.
Joe: you know a lot of them are empty, just for show.
Mary: But they look awesome and monumental
Joe: You are a sickle fan.

by anonymous June 1, 2021

Fan Wiper

Fan Wiper (n.): used as an insult; allergens and dust particles get caught within the blades of the fan. If you are a person who suffers from allergies, you understand how unpleasant these particles can be. now as a fan wiper, you have the duties of collecting the dust and therefor getting stuck with it yourself while the fan gets to enjoy the bliss of being clean and dust free.

You are a fan wiper.
So is my friend.

by Pop Fizz May 5, 2008

Fanning Fur

The ability to go down on someone with pubic hair.

Man that guy is really fanning fur lately.
She is fanning fur like its 1970.

by Oogle00789 June 4, 2010

Team fan

A dedicated individual who devotes time and money to his/her team.

Randy is a team fan of the jets and dedicates himself to them.

by Andy the stelcy July 30, 2006

Only fans

Someone who sells naked pics or foot pics to creepy men and woman, as sex cam work.

Did you hear about Dominica on mafs she has an only fans account she's selling foot and naked pics on the internet.

by Snozercrooked snob April 2, 2022

Havin fan

Something that Noah Yeates likes to say

IM havin fan

by havin fan February 7, 2020