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Faith

My girl faith the pear is so pretty and I just love and miss her so much
Faith the pear is so fineeeee
by Liamthejit May 15, 2025
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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Aunt Faith

When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.

Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”

“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."

“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
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Aunt Faith

When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.

Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”

“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."

“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
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Is that what it is?
Hym "HAAAAAAAAA! FAITHBREAKER: ABSOLUTE FORCE!"
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Jordan "Neeeoooww! Me fait! I didn't want to lose my faith! Blargh!" 😭
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
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Faith Lutheran

A High School in las vegas where cokeheads go and vape in the bathroom
“Man I was at Faith Lutheran and someone was snorting coke off a macbook in the bathroom
by crusagor May 5, 2024
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Faith

Faith is incredibly bright
I’d have to say she’s out of sight

With a quick wit and a beautiful smile
And long legs to that go for days and miles

You know you’re lucky when you’ve made Faith as a friend
‘Cause you know you’ll always have someone to help you reach that soup can
Amina: It’s like they met Faith and wrote this
Jennifer: I second that
by WhamBamThankYouSope May 9, 2024
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