Evan Conversation

An awkward conversation consisting of mildly personal questions such as, "What's your favorite food/color/school subject?"

Stop with the Evan conversations, it's getting weird.

by CoolAidCheeseMan May 21, 2022

Evan

To be one of the most annoying bitches. Evan tends to think he’s funny even though his jokes come off as cringe. The correct response to an evan is to tell him to stfu.

“Hey is that a garbage can?”

“Nope thats just evan”

“Oh no stfu evan”

by moony.moon.moon October 6, 2020

Chris Evans Sexual

only feeling love towards Chris Evans and no one else. You can feel attracted to other men but only love Chris Evans.

I am not gay, I am Chris Evans Sexual.

by Grxztify August 4, 2022

Evan

Probably the coolest person you will ever meet, and the sexiest motherfucker alive. They also get all the bitches and have many wives.

Pangender + Omnisexual ADHD and Anxiety driven mess who is just there to have a good time. Usually seen hurt from back pains.

A: "Yk that sexy bitch Evan"
B: "Yes, shes my husband."

A: "OOH.. you're Kami- right??"
B: "Yes, yes I am."

by bigmanwifehaver69420 November 24, 2021

Evan..aft0n_rp

a really cool Tiktoker who does FNAF rps. very cool

Did you see Evan..aft0n_rp's new video? Its awesome

by Evan..aft0n_rp May 16, 2022

Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 13, 2020

Evan

Evan is the weird, nerdy kid with glasses who wears tanktops because he thinks hes tough.

go away Evan.

by Braceface1.0 May 15, 2019