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Emotional Prostitute

A woman or man who is a handful of emotions and issues. Also this person is a whore and craves the D or the P. (noun)
by Some sad person August 26, 2008
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emption

empty of emotion. like akon who sings only about guns drugs beazies and bling. cold.
"i hate people and they hate me and i dont care. i think i'll go cut myself"

"hey man, dont be so full of emption! get happy!"
by princess pho shizzle January 31, 2009
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emotionally shady

Flee'er of emotions. Emotions get the best of them...and leave. vagina
Wade was emotionally shady Friday night during the super fun PT party.
by Craig Jones December 9, 2007
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emoticonfirmation

The need we have to add an emoticon to a chat conversation after the person you are chatting with makes a comment. In doing so you are a) confirming you got the message b) letting them know how you feel about it c) buying yourself time to think of something meaningful to say.
Person 1: Sometimes I don't think anyone understands me.

Person 2: :-( (emoticonfirmation)
by DerekJV July 30, 2009
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emotionship

n. A relationship based upon drama. For those who don't feel loved unless there is some crisis within the relationship.
Monica and Bobby are in an emotionship. They just can't seem to be happy unless one of them is screaming.
by Muskratjim October 3, 2012
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emotion boner

The scale in which one directs how hormonal one is based off the size of an imaginary erect penis. Example: I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.
I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.
by Debater Guy December 3, 2013
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Emotion controller

An emotion controller is somebody who judges and makes decisions about the eligibility of others' emotions and feeling states. An emotion controller grew up and still lives in a world of emotional dictatorship. Emotion controllers feel entitled to tell others explicitly and directly that their emotions and feelings are wrong, which is basically every time somebody speaks about how they are feelings. Emotion controllers prefer to judge and criticize harshly others' emotions with minimal background information. Emotion controllers do not communicate using compassion and empathy. They believe that others' emotions and needs are not important, and all decision based on emotions are wrong.
Sue: "I am really upset that Peter broke our engagement and called off the wedding because Betty has bigger tits and gives better head. I am 8 months pregnant with Peter's baby and I cried all night!"
Simone: "You are totally oversensitive. You have also invested way too much emotionally into the relationship with Peter. People break up engagements and call of weddings all the time."
Sue: "You have no compassion you heartless bitch. You are such an emotion controller."

Betty: "How are you? Have not seen you for a long while. How is life?"
Moni: "I am good, thanks. I broke off with my boyfriend because he spoke about his ex all the time. I am totally pissed off that he was obsessed with his ex. I feel so much better now that I am not with him anymore, and gave myself the chance to meet somebody who can appreciate and love me."
Betty: "It is okay if he talked about his ex all the time. It is not a reason to split up a relationship. You made a big mistake there."
Moni:"You are an emotion controller. You make me feel that my emotions and needs are not important."
by Peppina August 31, 2014
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