A man that takes AP Bombology so he can do 911 2.0. He fucks his arab wife Zana every night in the sandy lands of Arabia.
Evan: Yo did u hear on the news about 911 2.0
Logan: Yeah i heard it was caused by the legendary Dylan Criscuelo
Logan: Yeah i heard it was caused by the legendary Dylan Criscuelo
by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019
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Dylan if you ever read this I wish you were mine and i was yours.
Dylan if you ever read this I wish you were mine and i was yours.
by blueunicorn5 April 21, 2017
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"Yo scott, I may yak, but I really don't want to."
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"Good shit Scott."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
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by Flammingyoung June 26, 2017
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