slay the dragon

A euphemism for male masturbation.

I think I'm gonna head home early and slay the dragon.

by jallen69 February 4, 2009

Double Dragon

A two-handed hand-job that is performed using large quantities of lube (I.E. KY or saliva), and definitely both hands. To do the double dragon, the giver must be using the left and right hands to twist and slide up and down the shaft, while the receiver makes thrusting motions, and the hands must be locked together and work as a double dragon sliding up and down the cock, while rotating around and sliding up and down vigorously. Often results in massive splooge.

Me and Marie went to 7/11 where I bought some lube and she gave me the ultimate 'Double Dragon' around back.

by omgwtfbbq22 August 13, 2007

Lesbian Dragon Buttsex

This term first originated on a World of Warcraft private roleplay server when roleplaying dragons became the new 'in'. A lot of people chose to use these dragons not for innovative roleplay, but to get their rocks off with their ubar hawt scalies. This was taken even further by the fact that many of these people had lesbian homosexual relationships with these dragon characters, even if they had other duties (such as administrating the server). When that server went down, the biggest lesbian dragon buttsexer even made his own server to have lots of lesbian dragon buttsex all over the place. The term now applies to any type of silly ERP in any roleplay server, including- but not limited to: Random dragon characters, random lesbianism/gayism, and an over-active sex-drive on powerful wizards and warriors.

"Dude, that server is full of Lesbian Dragon Buttsex."

"Those guys are probably Lesbian Dragon Buttsexing over there."

by Leo Head July 4, 2009

Slut Dragon

A girl that sleeps around with some of your friend group and then at some point pukes all over your place of living due to intoxication.

Banner : Bro, she's such a Slut Dragon.

Tim : Slut Dragon?

Banner : Yeah, first she tries to sleep with all of us, then she pukes all over your room.

Tim : Fuckin' Slut Dragon....

Banner : Yeah...

by WallBan October 3, 2011

sneezing dragon

when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.

Shaniqua was very upset when her boyfriend travon gave her a sneezing dragon, but it did clear her sinuses.

by J-Kizzle and T-Fizzle January 1, 2010

dragon

A mythical beast that you just don't mess with.

"Just because dragons ain't on the map anymore don't mean they aren't their."

by Redact3dRedact3d July 6, 2016

Dragon Dildo

A huge ass dildo shaped like a dragon penis that destroys your ass.

My ass hurts after using that dragon dildo.

by Nargacuga King August 28, 2017