Schrodinger's douchebag

One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.

Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)

by Driftshock April 10, 2024

Douchebag

A aviation teacher that looks like an Italian, that likes to kick kids in the dick, then kiss it to make it feel better.

Mr.Tomlin is a Douchebag !

by Dougie Freshh October 17, 2010

DoucheBag

A individual who's asking questions with their nose and wants to know what your doing 24/7.

A bird whistler at Jeff and told him your a douchebag.

by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025

Primary Douchebag

Not to be confused with the Apprentice Douchebag. Just as there is always a bigger villain behind the scene so to is a bigger douchebag. Usual signs that a primary douchebag is in the area is usually the annoyed feelings you get from the crowd around you. It is always the person who makes everyone at a party feels mad as hell.

Guy 1: I get why this party sucks there's a Primary Douchebag here and its probably Patrick.

by HourglassMage May 10, 2012

Douchebag

A dumbass who thinks they’re better then everyone else.

Mr.douchebag bragged about his new fucking PS5 that he’ll never even use!

by Sk0olbus1 June 29, 2022

Douchebagism

Dogma and idiosyncrasies of the socially manufactured zombies caught up in the zeitgeist of its contemporary, tabloid celebrity culture. The ideology behind douchebagism could be summarized as the entirety of the ideas and opinions found within the ”impulse buyers” magazine rack at any given supermarket‘s checkout counter, condensed into a lifestyle, à way of life to aspire to, with its own set of internal rules, and it’s own set of values.

If you had the Anniston haircut in the 90s, you were a part of the douchebagism of the time.

by Boro1976 October 24, 2019

Douchebag

A rich guy that hates poor people because they exist.

Dr.Damon was a giant douchebag

by Amburger the McRican March 27, 2024