That Douchebag is making us uncomfortable.
by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025

A douchebag is both arrogant and disingenuous, but the term does not denote any particular level of intelligence or lack thereof, nor does it denote any degree of abrasiveness or lack thereof. A douchebag is always unaware that he is a douchebag.
by Bbag05 October 19, 2020

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.
OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.
Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?
OP: Calm down it's just a joke.
Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.
Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?
OP: Calm down it's just a joke.
Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.
by Shittin' November 13, 2023

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here
by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021

Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."
by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 9, 2022

by qwerty boii February 16, 2019

Inziewienzie
> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability
This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag
This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag
by Xalter September 10, 2025
