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DoucheBag

A individual asks questions with his or her nose.
That Douchebag is making us uncomfortable.
by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025
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Douchebag

A douchebag is both arrogant and disingenuous, but the term does not denote any particular level of intelligence or lack thereof, nor does it denote any degree of abrasiveness or lack thereof. A douchebag is always unaware that he is a douchebag.
Chuck Todd is a douchebag.
by Bbag05 October 19, 2020
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Schrodingers Douchebag

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.
OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.

Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?

OP: Calm down it's just a joke.

Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.
by Shittin' November 13, 2023
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Double douchebag

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here
by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021
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Car Douchebag

Those dudes that drive around at 3AM max fucking throttle with the loudest possible cars.
Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."
by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 9, 2022
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douchebag

somebody that wears white glasses or has that white g shock watch.
man he is such a douchebag, look at him in his white glasses and that g shock!
by qwerty boii February 16, 2019
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Schrodinger's Douchebag

Inziewienzie
> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability

This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag
by Xalter September 10, 2025
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