cheese donuts

Premature defication of half digested food that occurs during anal intercourse.

"She didn't use an enema and now I have cheese donuts all over my scrotum."

by Spiff_Mellif September 20, 2018

Blue Donut

When you draw on the teacher’s board. Yep!

Blue Donut! Yep!

by Gabe15272816 November 30, 2020

Donut Stamp

Similar to "Teabagging", Donut Stamping involves pressing ones bare anus against the victim, leaving a donut shaped poo stamp.

As if Teabagging wasn't enough, the group of madmen repeatedly donut stamped the poor fellow until he turned completely brown.

by The Donut Master May 23, 2019

donut slap

inserting your penis into the hole of a donut and slapping someone in the face with it

while pat was sleeping, we decided to wake him up with a donut slap

by JankyFeuerFrei95 March 13, 2010

Hurtz Donut

Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.

Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.

by RevBroG January 30, 2016

plastic donut

Store-bought cake donuts, sometimes chocolate but usually yellow cake coated in chocolate. Their highly-processed nature is evident by taste. These donuts are called plastic due to the hard coating (instead of a traditional frosting) and artificial ingredients.

Can you go to the corner bodega and pick up a box of those Entenmann's plastic donuts?

by adambox February 20, 2010

donkey donut

The butthole of a Donkey

"Do I really have to touch the donkey donut?"
"Only if you want to be a real veterinarian."

by TorchTaylor21 March 9, 2014