Z4mbie discord

A place where everyone is incompetent idiots except CaldoDeMazapan, he is the best guy on the entire server and they should definitely give him mod

Person 1: I'm going to join Z4mbie discord
Person 2: wait but if you do you'll be an incompetent idiot
Person 1: But i want to meet CaldoDeMazapan, he is my hero

by CaldoDeMazapan July 17, 2023

discord rule day

on this day (march 11th) all rules in a discord server are enforced twice as strictly, breaking a rule will result in TWO warning and will be treated as if you broke the rule twice.

me: GUYS DONT GO ON DISCORD TOMORROW

everyone: why

me: DISCORD RULE DAY IS TOMORROW

everyone: P A N I C

by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021

Discord Hoe

Anyone who has over 10 discord servers on their sidebar, and none of them are in folders.

"I was using Michael's computer for a moment, and when I accidentally tabbed into Discord, I saw that he's in like 30 different servers, that total Discord Hoe"

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

Strom - discord

He will fucking rail you under any circumstances, if you join a server he is in he will rail you.

OH FUCK STROM IS GONNA RAIL ME

Strom- *rails airs ass cute as fuck*
Strom - Discord

by Fucking alut August 1, 2023

Discord Mod

Some key features of a discord mod are:
Them being a 30+ year old man
Living in their parents basement
Buying nitro for their "discord kittens"

Smelling like moldy cheese
Banning people for bullshit reasons (mostly for putting meme's in general)

and so on

In short they're middle aged men who are idiots

"Damn that discord mod just banned me for putting a meme in general" "Dude that's insane"

by Guilded>Discord July 25, 2022

Discord

it literally means chaos. the app is also chaos. discord (mlp character) is ALSO CHAOS. THE WORLD IS CHAOTIC IM OUT OF HERE *jumps off a cliff*

Bro do you have discord?
>> That chaotic app?
<< How is it chaotic-
>> Let me show you...

(sum1: @everyone)
(literally every1: HNEUFJKGVITYFNDJKOUIHJS RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH)

by anonymous person xd October 19, 2021

Discord mod

A 30+ Year Old man That Watches Highschool DxD and Doesn't allow memes in general And That also 400lbs or 300lbs (181kg or 136kg)

His Kitten: "uwu i- i love you"

Discord Mod: "send nudes my little kitten" 🤓

by IdkIlikecats May 22, 2022