drunkbawl

To uncontrollably cry while drunk off one's ass

Bonus points for blubbering/sobbing and incoherent mumbling of something stupidly stupid when smashed.

joe drunkbawled when he heard cheezy love songs on the radio.. .

by anarchism` May 3, 2009

Drunk Trap

An unusual area of a bar that is esp. dangerous to people who are intoxicated, making them fall, trip or spill their drink. Examples are weird ramps on the floor, restrooms at the bottom of long stairways, and things that hang low from the ceiling.

"We knew is was time to take Tisha home when she walked across the room and fell into the drunk trap."

by booboobigsley August 18, 2009

drunkbian

A girl that kisses other girls when she is intoxicated.

CJ told Megan and Alexis to kiss and Megan said "I don't kiss girls, I'm not a lesbian". Alexis replied, "I make out with my girlfriends... but only when I'm drunk, I guess I'm a drunkbian"

by X.A.Fernandez September 20, 2009

Drunk Rattle

Similar to death rattle.

An early morning drunk dial occuring after someone has stayed up all night drinking/partying.

(ring, ring)

Rob: Hello?

Sam: Hey buddy what's up?! I just wanted to call and tell you you're a great friend, and I love you man!

Rob: Is this a drunk rattle? It's 7am.

by Lucille Balls May 13, 2010

drunk-fu fighting

pretending to be a kung fu fighter while drunk

1) 'hoy yaaa'.' hey quit drunk-fu fighting'

2) singing while drunk ♫ 'everybody was a kung fu fighting'.

by wu chang August 16, 2010

drunk youtubeing

The act of searching youtube while drunk.

Person A- "Hey dude, where did you find this video?"
Person B- "I was drunk youtubeing last night and posted this video to everyones facebook wall! haha."

by jrarndt17 January 3, 2011

Drunkalanche

When a group of drunks tumble down the stairs of a bar, gathering up innocent folks as they go.

What are all these people doing laying here at the bottom of the stairs? Must have been a drunkalanche.

by The Aged Sage April 6, 2011