Trendy depression

When a person says they "have deppression" (or anxiety or any mental illness) just to get attention, they'll say stuff like "I'm depressed!" And "I'm gonna kill myself" because being sad and lonely is apparently trendy and they can't make friends any other way. They normally don't understand that there are actually people on this planet who actually struggle with that stuff and pretending to have a mental illness is childish and rude. These people will post stuff on their Twitter depressing quotes about heartbreak and being sad, it normally sounds something like "had my heart broken so many times I forgot how it feels when it's put together." They're normally try to one up people's circumstances with shit that has never happened to them

Person: I got in a big fight withy mom
These bitches: I hate my mom!
Person: life is really tough right now
Kid with trendy depression: I fucking hate life I'm gonna kill myself

by Cokezero12 November 30, 2019

Depression pasta

That warm fuzzy carb-rich food that is easy to cook when life feels meaningless but a hot, full belly makes everything okay.

Have you checked up on Kate? She was making depression pasta again, but she didn’t finish it...

by Lord Memeworth August 23, 2019

Mathematical-depression

The sinking feeling of walking out of an exam room, following a not-so-successful maths exam

alt. explenation: Feeling very sad after a maths exam not going well

Hey man, how'd the test go?
Not good, severe case of mathematical-depression going on over here.

by McCoffee May 22, 2017

Crippling depression

Crippling depression is like that one birthmark you have… it stays with you forever, crippling depression is and will always be there, even when you’re “doing it” it’s there, when you just finished beating yo schmeat that post nut hit different cause crippling depression is there. The key word here is forever. Unlike your girlfriend. “Love is temporary …Crippling depression is for eternity” once said crippling depressed master oogway.

-How are you today bro? -the usual, Just thinking about the darkness that is death which comes closer and closer every second of my existence. - dude do you have crippling depression or something brah? - yes - gnarly dude.

by Docta Doomsday November 21, 2021

Bill Depression

That moment when you realize you're never going to meet Bill Debroungh because he's a fictional character It

I watch IT and I see Bill and now I have Bill Depression

by adetozier January 6, 2021

Boner Depressant

When your sexual desires are ruined from a certain situation happening causing you to lose your excitement.

Man, having my girl talking about the holocaust last night really gave me a boner depressant.

by FutonDryer May 9, 2018

depression session

Depro sesh is known as a depression session where you cry with sad music on and hide from the rest of the world

“Yo are you coming over tonight?”
“no sorry I’m having a depression session”

by sadlula August 10, 2020