dave

another term for a crap

"I need to lay a stinkin' dave"

by parrot123 June 4, 2009

dave matthews band

an alright band, they have some good songs like Ants Marching.. but a little overrated. for some reason all the preppy kids really like them.

"Dave Matthews Band concert on Tuesday!"
"Eh, they're alright."

by BOOGABOOGA October 5, 2005

Daved

A form of the word Dave, it means to be pussy whipped, and your girlfriends bitch, even though you aren't even engaged.

You are so fucking Daved

by vshankthetank December 10, 2010

Dave

Dave is a guy with quad chins and most likely gay.

Don’t be a Dave.

by Nabdjid October 17, 2018

dangling dave

When your floppy penis wont go into the butt you were trying to fuck, so you jerk off and stick you finger in there instead.

Dude, Koppel gave me a dangling dave in the lockerroom!! It was horrible!!

by bio 100 May 10, 2005

Dave

Dave is an absolute dumb ass that can't figure out anything. He is annoying and a horrible friend. He will do everything in his power to tick you off. 🖕For you Dave

He is also known as dumb shit

Fuck you Dave

by UsernameUnknown13 November 9, 2018

naked dave

the best internet friend a person could ask for. trustworthy, honest, sweet, and plus hes a sexy beast. we share the enjoyment of bananas, carrots, gilmore girls, and charmed.

Summer- pudding cakes
Naked Dave-hmm
summer-are really good on a hot day
Naked dave-is it a pudding or a cake?
summer- both
kyleighnc- how awkward

by Summer was a bummer October 14, 2008