doodoo dance

when you try to pull your pants up after shitting but the bottom of your shorts are stuck under the heels of your shoes, causing you to shake one leg at a time while still holding on to your pants to get your shorts free from the bottom of your shoes.

I almost fell in the toilet trying to do the doodoo dance this morning, luckily I got my last foot free before I fell.

by David Rafe September 15, 2010

Antler Dance

Wild panic, represented by running around with hands in the air. Such panic vaguely looks like an impersonation of a reindeer with antlers, hence the naming of the term. Antler Dancing indicates that a person is extremely worried but not doing anything to fix a problem, just wasting time or performing fruitless activities.

The fire was spreading and people should have grabbed the extinguishers, but everyone was too busy doing the antler dance.

The supervisor's big presentation is due in an hour, but instead of getting it finished, he's just antler dancing.

by SaucyWench May 27, 2016

pants dance

the dance you perform while trying to fit into a small pair of pants.

Jane: "Those pants look great on you!"

Kate: "Thanks. I had to do the pants dance to get them on, though."

by EatTheNoodles April 4, 2009

Face-Dance

When a girl squats down on some poor fool's face and moves her hips around. It's womankind's eqivalent to tea-bagging.

Zombie Stripper: My boss was totally being a dick to me.
Other Zombie Stripper: Why would you take that from him?
Zombie Stripper: Dont worry, I knocked him on the floor and drowned him with a Face-Dance

by The Man Your Man Wishes He Was March 13, 2011

Western Dance

The simple yet elegant twitching-type dance maneuver performed when one finds out that they have been admitted into Western Washington University. It is performed by the dancer first blurting the word, "Western" one time. The dancer then begins twisting the hips sharply in a horizontal direction while rocking the shoulders from side to side, and keeping your hands completely straight (as in The Robot or a karate chop) close to one's chest and jerking them up and down. This dance normally calls for two people, doing the same dance face-to-face.

Person 1: "Dude, Brady just got into Western too!"
Person 2: "I know! I saw him over by the vending machines doin' the Western Dance."

Brady: "...western." (Dancing)

by bennedictus May 19, 2010

Fortnite Dancing

The dances that if your kids do you need to abandon them

I think your kid has been diagnosed with an unfixable disease called Fortnite Dancing in public.

by phat4realll September 9, 2020

kitchen dance

Too many people in the same kitchen space, while they all try and do different things.

Waiting for someone to get out of the way because you need a fork and knife and they need a spoon at the same time. There is no need to apologize because we are all just doing the kitchen dance. Now get out of my way I'm hungry.

Dancing to music in the kitchen.

by brentwood15 January 25, 2014