cantaloupe head

people who live or wish they live in cape cod. Can be identified by excessive consumption of cantaloupe.

"I'm from Cape Cod and I looooooove cantaloupe!"
-some stupid fag

by skankhater November 18, 2004

ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.

"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"

by kameren January 12, 2009

5th Point of Contact

U.S. Military slang for asshole.

Private, remove your head from your 5th point of contact!

by Jody Williams April 1, 2007

Cuntastic

Definition:
1.) Person(s), Thing(s), etc... that resemble or have similar properties as the female cunt.
2.) Something that is fiendish
3.) A great thing

Example: Colin was quite cuntastic when she talked about the spring meadows

by Dean "TheJewishHeat" Tye September 14, 2004

recuntalishous (re-cunt-a-lish-ous)

A cunt that doesn't smell like a cunt (a good smell like scented tulips); something that is soo great there is no other word to use in the dictionary; you can only express yourself by saying recuntalishous.

1."I hooked up with this girl and she smelled soooo recuntalishous"2. (Noun)"that was recuntalishous"

by Chirs Ferrugiari and special thanks to boggles April 29, 2005

Cuntabit

Any kinda person or thing that make u sick as hell! Or A nick name for pussy.

Ugh dat BITCH Crystal walk funny like ha cuntabit stank!

My damn Phone is such a cuntabit, let this muhfucka drop anotha call and imma snap this lil muhfucka in half!!

by Baquehsa April 14, 2007

cuntassho

Someone who is a cunt an ass and a ho all at once "Sofia Barato"

Sofia Barato is a cuntassho

by Bitchdaddy February 17, 2017