Guy Crush

The acknowledgement by a straight man that if he were gay, he would have a crush on the guy in question.

I have a guy crush on young Michael Beihn. If I were gay, I would totally date him.

by AtheistMetal March 18, 2021

Friend Crush

when you just really really want to be someone's friend, basically a platonic (non-romantic) crush

"I had the biggest friend crush on Sophia before we actually became friends, I would always try to sit next to her on the bus so that I could talk to her"

by yourliteratebsfxoxo October 26, 2022

Cabin's Crush

Waking up from sleep with heart burn and a sore throat.

I shouldn't have had that spicy food while being sick, I woke up with Cabin's Crush.

by Doc Milton February 12, 2010

Celebrity Crush

The celebrity you would leave your S.O. for if you were given the chance to hit it.

My current celebrity crush: Jessica Simpson

by Some Totaly Random Guy October 27, 2006

Mall crush

Someone who works in the mall that you have a crush on when you work in the same mall. They're cute or funny, but you don't ever talk to them outside of the mall, or any other place and you don't know them well.

Paul!! I have a huuuuuuuggggeeeeeee Mall crush on Matt from Arlies!

by Mr. Bananagrabber October 20, 2005

Crushing Guts

Crushing Guts is a time honored tradition practiced by males, dating back to the Stone Age. It is the act of fucking the shit out of a woman. You start out by easing your rock hard shaft into her battered vagina. Just ease it in, nice and slow. You do not want to rush it. After your cock is covered with her slimy cooze you can slowly start to pound it.. (remember: take it slow) in.... out..... in.... out... in.. (slowly getting faster) out.. in. out.in.out By this time you should be pounding her pussy like an industrial strength jackhammer. No mercy.... You scream - "Oh no, I can't hold it any longer!! Ugghaahhh.. Ooo!!!" After your ball-sac explodes like Hiroshima, her guts will feel like they've just gone through a meat grinder. I guarantee: She love you long time.

Broham, how was last night with that Cougar?

It was awesome brah! I was crushing guts all night long.

by jdpower August 14, 2010

Coffee Crush

A coffee crush is interpreted as the inexplicable urge to visit a female (or male) who works at the local coffee shop repeatedly even when not in a current state of craving coffee. Usually there is no real motive behind the visit other than to see the employee in which you have the crush on.

Side effects may include: Finding out through conversation that your crush has a significant other, having your drink ready before you reach the window hence less time for conversation, lonely nights, etc...

Male 1: Geez, you filled up your stamp card in 3 days!

Male 2: Yeah... I kind of have a coffee crush...

by Jobias Telecksla October 21, 2009