crock block

To keep on hand pamphlets from the varying fringe religions so when they come to the door you can counter them.

There were Jehovah's Witnesses at the door, so I crock blocked them with the Book of Mormon.

by Andizzle4Life September 7, 2005

croch critters

unspeakable bugs living in the croch

man i pulled her pants off and out of the deep came the croch critters

by scott a garrett September 3, 2006

Davy Crockett

Similar to the super man, but involves woman who wear wigs. When performing sex in the doggy style, as you begin to cum on her back, you quickly yank her wig off of her and use your cum to stick it to her back, then you yell out "King of the wild frontier!"

Last night I was poundin' this girl from behind, when I was about to cum I pulled back on her pony tail, and the whole damn thing came off in my hand, so I had to davy crockett her ass!

by gonb July 5, 2012

crock pot

To fart into a sheet and then toss it on the face of the one next to you.

Her snoring was pissing me off, so i crock potted her.

by jfxj67 August 5, 2010

crocoholic

A crocoholic is someone who is so obsessed with crocs that all he talks about is how comfortable they are and feels it is acceptable to where them regardless of what they are doing and regardless of what they are wearing. They are addicted to crocs and believe there is no problem.

Look at that guy walking into that reastaurant wearing crocs. He must be a real crocoholic.

by Danny Wald April 15, 2007

crock o' doody

See crock of shit

The biggest crock o' doody I ever did see !

by smiley-D-man February 14, 2010

crochbit

Some one who bites another person in the croch! (Not literally) It has to be AGAINST a female!

(A cheap shot)! Imagine Your getting the best blow job in the WORLD then she bites it!!! a crochbite feels just as bad as that but its verbally not physically directed toward a female!

Sitting down at your girlfriends house, eating dinner with her parents... You ask for a moment of silence.. the attention is on you! You say your daughter is soo loose, is that a family trait or just her?
You go home and tell your bros the story. And your buddy turns to you and says WOW man you crochbit her! VERRY NICE!

by cocabomo November 4, 2009