Doorstep Crapper

A "doorstep crapper" (or pooper) is a person who does something and then denies it, despite the strong evidence they did indeed.

Comes from the analogy of someone pooping on a doorstep, and upon confrontation says "Nobody's pooping on your doorstep, stop overreacting." Before again pooping on the doorstep later.

Doorstep crappers are hypocritical and act like they are innocent despite being guilty liars.

Example 1:
Person: Hey, Bob, stop stealing my cookies.
Bob: Nobody's stealing your cookies, stop complaining, nobody cares. *proceeds to steal Person's cookies*
Person: I see you Bob, stop being a doorstep crapper.

Example 2:
Kid: Hey, stop copying my work!
Peer: I'm not copying your work! *blatantly copies Kid's work again*

by jims gooning May 1, 2021

big crapple

Slang for NYC mainly used by slick Tennesseans.

Won’t see that in the Big Crapple, Larry.

by ZammittaJ May 14, 2021

Cheeky chappy

a sweet lil bean boy who isn’t societally fit but can be personally. He is a little naughty at school but not a bad boy and makes me laugh 90% of the time

Are you a bit of a cheeky chappy at school?

by Cccbbbaaa January 10, 2022

Dusty Crapphapper

The immature name of a depressed Disney character/plane in the movie *Planes*

Druggo on the street: ‘hey crapphapper, I got you that weed you asked for’

Crapphapper: ‘thanks’ *proceeds to light cigar*

Druggo: ‘anytime mayn’

*Dusty Crapphapper died of overdose one month later*

Rip Dusty

by Lonewolf 0 July 29, 2022

Kirk Crappins

Kirk Crappins is said in affection for our dear and outstanding quarterback, Kirk Cousins.

Kirk Crappins has just thrown a pick-six. Uh oh!

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

thirst crappin

When your in search of a toilet that cups you just right so you can go #2 (poop)

Damn them sugar-free chocolates sure had me thirst crappin !

by JennYewen November 8, 2023

Trappy chappy

A goofy fellow who is a little quirky but also is a raging Roadman.

“Hey, have you heard that trappy chappy is coming to our town soon?”
“You’d better hide quickly before he finds you….”

by The waffy monster December 17, 2023