Coffee Time

A shitty no-good canadian-based coffee shop chain, similar in style to Tim Hortons but lacking any soul. Serves repulsive coffee and donuts as well as other disgusting food. Open 24 hours to serve drunks, stoners and other drug addicts alike.

Dude, like, we should go to Coffee Time cuz I got the munchies baaaad.

by supamonkey January 1, 2005

coffee stain

When you spread an Italian girl's brown pussy lips and the skin forms a circle that looks like a coffee cup stain.

I spread Stephanie's pussy and found her lips looked like a coffee stain.

by charming sorrow January 17, 2009

Coffee can

When a guy's dick is so big and thick, it has the circumference of a Foldger's coffee can.

TJ makes his own hole when he fucks you with his coffee can.

by Capricorn3 October 22, 2010

Coffee run

The act of providing coffee to someone and receiving head or cunnilingus in gratitude.

An excuse to have a quickie somewhere in or around the office.

I brought some coffee to Jeff the other day and I was rewarded with the best tongue lashing around.

If anyone asks I'm going on a coffee run, be back in about twenty minutes.

by Stereotyped April 24, 2013

Coffee in the cockpit

Referring to those who want to spice up their sex life and do the uncomfortable act of shoving gas station vitamin pills into their urethra in order to have alleged better sex.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.

I'm so tired babe let me throw some coffee in the cockpit real quick.

by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021

Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Dessert and Coffee

Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.

This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".

I hope you don't mind baby, but I'm going to treat myself to some dessert and coffee tonight.

by dessertandcoffee November 13, 2011