Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

jizz cock

Insult thought of by Mark on Peep Show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over - thus avoiding his wedding to Sophie.

"You're an utter jizz cock."

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

cock amnesia

When a female has performed oral sex on a male and does not remember the experience. Even after presented with evidence she denies ever performing the act. Must not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Dick and Jane were in a long term relationship. But one day Jane went over to John's house and gave him head. John told Dick, and Dick confronted Jane. Jane refused to believe or admit that she gave John oral. Jane has been diagnosed with Cock Amnesia.

by Pace' September 14, 2006

Cock Smoocher

peepee puffer, dick sucker, pole smoker
anything to do with lips around the male organ.

Josh is a gay cock smoocher!

by jfmjr January 14, 2009

Cock-Slammer

n. A Cock-Slammer is something that slams the living shit out of cocks.

My Cock-Slammer just fucking rocked that dude's cock!
Mike, that Cock-Slammer is HUGE! don't let that thing near me.

by Viperruels January 5, 2009

Cocking the Brim

To tip, turn, and/or dip one's hat in a ghetto/gangsta fashion.

That nigga lookin' fresh cocking the brim of his yankee fitted.

by JooiePooie December 3, 2010

cock sick

When a woman is especially hungry for the male reproductive organ.
A nympho would be the classic example of a woman who is cock sick.

If you are talking about a cock sick woman in from of her but do not want her to know what you are talking about, you can use "toxic" instead, that way she might even think you are complimenting her, further increasing her cock sick rage.

Dude1: This girl is all over me mayn, and all mah boys.

Dude2: Damn yo, bitch is cock sick.

by snipedogg June 2, 2010