closet rod in the ass

When a guy lies to a girl and says he is gay so she will quit trying to rhino clam him, but somehow ends up in bed with a guy to prove it.

John: Hey, Stephanie is psycho, you should run away from that freak.

Ed: I am thinking about telling her I am gay so she'll leave me alone.

(two weeks later)

John: Hey Rich, how come Ed's been such a bitch lately?

Rich: I wasn't supposed to say anything, but he ended up taking a closet rod in the ass so he wouldn't get Cathy Bates'd by Stephanie.

John: Really!? What a fag!

by 31Flavors August 2, 2012

Cause I'm Young

I phrase used by young people, similar to yolo who enjoy living and want to do everything that they can when they have the chance instead of missing the opportunity and behaving like old/middle aged people when they could be having fun.
If this is properly followed it leads to the most memorable nights in your life.

Jack: I'm going to a party
Jack's mum: Why?
Jack: Cause I'm young

Tom: Dude why the hell are doing this?
Jack: Cause I'm young

by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret December 23, 2012

Closed-Toed

Basically, a fashion shoe style, but can be used as a term for being closed-minded, narrow-minded, uptight and/or a Debbie-Downer....

Valarie says to Jim, "What do you mean, Wilbur can't use the girls bathroom, don't be so closed-toed."

by Huskergirl22 February 17, 2017

Close your legs

When a girl has her legs open and you can smell her pussy.

What’s that smell it’s coming from your pussy close your legs.

by Pussyfootednigger69 February 27, 2020

Open Bracket, Y, Close Bracket

Open Bracket, Y, Close Bracket: The msn emoticon for a Thumbs Up.

Jez: "I'm badass!"
Me: "Open Bracket, Y, Close Bracket "

by errinG October 23, 2008

closed over

When something that can be said to be closeable is closed MOST of the way but not all. Such as when a door is just barely opened.

You didn't close the door all the way, it was just closed over.

by CrazyPenguin January 11, 2014

cluebait

Mostly used within support teams for UK ISPs to describe customer's who can't understand even the most basic instruction.

The opposite of Clueminatti

If clues were fish and you were a worm, you still couldn't catch one! You cluebait.

by Riocaz April 20, 2007