A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!
by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019
Get the Closet Tommug. At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.
Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"
Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"
by Johnny Bigleg September 12, 2015
Get the Beer Closetmug. A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.
I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.
by Redh00d4 November 11, 2019
Get the Closet Cuntmug. Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.
by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021
Get the Closet Beta Malemug. 1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet.
2: Baby, your hygiene sucks! I can smell the moldy closet, a foot away!
2: Baby, your hygiene sucks! I can smell the moldy closet, a foot away!
by CircleJ September 26, 2023
Get the Moldy closetmug. A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.
Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.
Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!
Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!
Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.
by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024
Get the Glass Closetmug. A dom, usually one which, as the name suggests, is in the closet. They are usually inexperienced with sex.
This is unlike a under-dom, as the closet dom does not want to believe they are a dom, or they want to be a sub, but in reality they cannot help themselves from their inner dom. Not to say they are particularly dominant in secret, but that they are in the end the dominant one.
This is unlike a under-dom, as the closet dom does not want to believe they are a dom, or they want to be a sub, but in reality they cannot help themselves from their inner dom. Not to say they are particularly dominant in secret, but that they are in the end the dominant one.
by steelseries9 October 7, 2022
Get the closet dommug.