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Clucker

Woman that only likes you when you get her nice things.
Friend #1: Hey man this girl I've been talking to is really nice she loves the 300 necklace I bought her she never treated me better.

Friend #2: Man she's a clucker you shouldn't mess with a girl like her. You have been together for 2 weeks and now she treating you good cause you spent to much money.

Friend #1: Yeah bro that's true she's a clucker I'm getting it back
by Rmauz22331 January 24, 2015
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cracker jack

A game where several men gather around a cracker (I always picture a stoned wheat thin) and furiously masturbate onto it. Whoever ejaculates first wins. By a similar token, the loser is he who ejaculates last. The loser must consume the cracker as a penalty for sloth.
I got the clap from losing a game of cracker jack in college.
by Casey R. June 10, 2005
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Cracker

The ultimate double standard that nobody can really complain about without being racist. Means "white person," opposite of "nigger."
Black guy: What up cracker
White guy: Sup nigger
Everyone else: That's the last you'll hear from that cracker.
by LuluCollins June 15, 2012
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knuckle cracker

A person who cracks his/her knuckles for pure amusement at any time or place.
"Ohh, so you're a KNUCKLE CRACKER eh?"
"Yes I am. So?"
"No comment!"
by bottleblonde September 8, 2005
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Ass Cracker

A term used to describe a man with a large enough penis, to brake the anus of the woman or man he is having anal intercourse with.
"Damn, his's cock is so big, he is definatly an ass cracker!"
by Ereh November 28, 2003
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clackerty

The texture of something thick and sticky.

A food that sticks your mouth together
The peanut butter was too clackerty.
by cafafwhisp February 11, 2010
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Cracker Snack

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .
"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."
by gina8124 August 2, 2007
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