Christy Bonfire

The act of burning everything in your home, except the extreme necessities to start a bonfire and keep it going..

Hey Alicia, the fire isn't starting... Thats alright we'll do a Christy bonfire and burn all of the closet doors and the last three rolls of toilet paper...

by Cat 2010 August 25, 2010

Crusty Blue Lobster

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014

Crusty Slug

The trail left by cum that was not fully wiped up

Ew what is on your skin? Oh thats just the crusty slug, I didn't shower after last night.

by threepotatoes December 4, 2016

Crusty Memes

Are older memes that are not funny anymore. Theses memes are usually used by people very new in meme viewing and have seen older memes and thought they were funny.

Look at all these crusty memes

by Bman111 April 25, 2017

Crusty Coat

A coat covered in grease,pizza sauce,milk,and other substances which have been hardened and formed a crust like surface on the coat.

Look at that kid,He's got a Crusty Coat!

by HotStickyPillow May 9, 2018

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by EMILY IS A HOE June 28, 2019

Crusty Pussy

A crusty pussy has many meanings, most commonly it is a term for someone who is petty and jealous of things one cannot posses.

"That girl, Katie, is such a crusty pussy"

by Myrtletheeducatedturtle May 15, 2017