teen cream

milky or watery semen produced by young adolescent boys

I sucked that lad off and got a mouthful of ace teen cream

by Attilla the hump June 13, 2003

banana cream pie

When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.

i gave that bitch a huge banana cream pie, and now she's got a big red amrk across her face!

by Your Mom April 10, 2005

Team Cream

An Orgy

Man, we totally team creamed judy yesterday in the guys locker room

by dudu September 17, 2003

Ice Cream Season

Summer time, also used to indicate the passage of another year in a kid's life.

A few more ice cream seasons and she will be old enough to date

by Toe Pick February 18, 2005

Napoleon Ice Cream

An ice cream consisting of three segregated flavours of vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate, and is quite possibly the best ice cream ever conceived. The use of Napoleon over the word neopolitan (the official name of the ice cream) is a much more chic way of referring to it.

I can't wait to go to Tanpopo tonight. I am going to have three, no, FOUR bowls of Napoleon Ice Cream.

by Samdog III July 21, 2008

Bagel with Cream Cheese

When screwing a bitch that is somewhat chunky, squeeze the area around her belly button into a circle, to resemble the shape of a bagel, then as you cum, spread it with the tip of your dick around the bagel you have created on her torso.

I was fucking that fat bitch Sally last night. The bitch was complaining she was hungry, so I gave her a bagel with cream cheese to hold her over.

by Jersey DMP September 30, 2008

Cream

1. (n) Semen
2. (v) To become excited

1. A guy's cream
2. To cream onself, "I was so excited I creamed my pants"

by Mark June 24, 2004